Friday, May 20, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

Sam Brown: A prophet for a new generation

by Frank Feder

Sam Brown is a member of Soundcheck who spends a lot of his time NYAN'ing. Nyan Cat is a loop with electronic music with a .gif of a dancing cat. There is a rainbow behind him. Sam Brown also is a popular artists, 50% of voters on the Souncheck blog say Sam Brown is their favorite kind of music. He is a god among men, omnipotent in the skies of Austin, Texas, where he has lived his whole life in solitude. When he is bored, he shoots down fighter jets with his tongue. His tongue is the stuff of legend, some say it's over 700 meters long.The Japanese tsunami was caused by Sam Brown doing a cannonball at a beach party in San Francisco. He wears a toga with Hermes's shoes, with purple embroidery. His millions of subjects offer him their first born child, but it is never enough for him. He requires that all of his people obey his every whim and frolic in his majestic glory.